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Another funny sms for today on Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:33 pm
magic_cupid
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Number of posts: 21Age: 19
Grade: 12A
Registration date: 2008-10-08
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Purity of honey
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog. hah ha...
Employer need responsible
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible. :tongue:
What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That’s business…!! :02:
Men discussion
Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes.
Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason as you...
if your father earned $100,000
Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
Purity of honey
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog. hah ha...
Employer need responsible
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible. :tongue:
What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK
That’s business…!! :02:
Men discussion
Man 1 : I Got Married Bcoz I Was Tired Of Cooking, Cleaning Home n Washing Clothes.
Man 2: Amazing, I Got Divorce For The Same Reason as you...
if your father earned $100,000
Teacher: Johny, if your father earned $100,000 and gave half of it to your mother, what would she have?
Little johny: A heart a attack!
Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:38 pm by 
