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More funny sms on Fri Oct 10, 2008 4:31 pm
magic_cupid
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Number of posts: 21Age: 19
Grade: 12A
Registration date: 2008-10-08
Before & after marriage
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
When u feel sad….
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Do me a favor?
I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS…….. ….
At least DO the LAST ONE if we are friend. : laugh :
Who‘s dear & near friend…
Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s Charming… Its U,
Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me : 35 :
Joke For you
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
Better think before you smile. :091:
Different between monkey and donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours :003:
No 1 will touch ur mom
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping. :04:
I wrote your name on my heart
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack. : laugh :
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
When u feel sad….
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Do me a favor?
I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS…….. ….
At least DO the LAST ONE if we are friend. : laugh :
Who‘s dear & near friend…
Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s Charming… Its U,
Who‘s Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me : 35 :
Joke For you
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”
Better think before you smile. :091:
Different between monkey and donkey
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is yours :003:
No 1 will touch ur mom
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him:
dad why do you keep on telling
everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied:
“So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Teacher To Student: Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping. :04:
I wrote your name on my heart
I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart & i got Heart Attack. : laugh :
Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:38 pm by 
